THE STORY SO FAR
Saturday, September 09, 2006
i just read this month's lime magazine. and there's this page where they say EVERYDAY OBJECTS HAS DIFFERENT GENDERS. it's really funny. i don't understand some of them, but maybe you blog readers might understand. here it goes..1. ziploc bags are male because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.2. photocopiers are female because once turned off, it takes forever to warm them up again.3. a car tyre is male because it goes bald and is often over-inflated.4. sponges are female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.5. a web page is female because it's always getting hit on.6. the mrt is male because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.7. tornadoes are female because they howl like mad when they come and take the house when they leave.8. floor tiles are female because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years to come.9. beer bottles are male because they're empty from the neck up.10. police cars are female because they make a lot of noise to let you know they're coming.11. m&ms are female because they come in assorted colours but they all taste the same.12. a balloon is male. one quick stab and it's all over.
10:20 PM to be continued
